Fun at Coffee Table

Coffee Jokes

Why Coffee Is Better Than Men

A cup of coffee looks good in the morning. You won’t fall asleep after a cup of coffee. You can always warm coffee up. Coffee comes with endless refills. You won’t get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning. You can make coffee as sweet as you want. Coffee smells and tastes good. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it’ll be hot when you get back. They have coffee at police stations. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee. A big cup or small cup? It doesn’t matter. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less. Coffee doesn’t take up half your bed. Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup. INSTANT COFFEE!

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Ishq ke phool bhi khilte hain, bikhar jaate hain
zakhm kaise bhi hon, kuch roze main bhar jaate hain
Us khwabon main ab koi nahi aur hum bhi nahi (more…)

Dosti achchhi ho to rang lati hai,
Dosti gahri ho to sabko bhatiai,
Dosti nadan ho to toot jati hai,
Dosti humse ho to itihaas banati hai.

Wohi Gham Wohi Tanhayi
The Sorrow The Lonliness
Bojheen Saanson Ka Bhari Hai Bahut
Ho Gaya Mushkil Uthana Kia Bataun
Us Shahar Ki Us Gali Main Woh Makan Tha
Us Main Tha Kis Ka Thikana Kia Bataun
Band Khidki Ke