Fun at Coffee Table

Coffee Jokes

Why Coffee Is Better Than Men

A cup of coffee looks good in the morning. You won’t fall asleep after a cup of coffee. You can always warm coffee up. Coffee comes with endless refills. You won’t get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning. You can make coffee as sweet as you want. Coffee smells and tastes good. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it’ll be hot when you get back. They have coffee at police stations. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee. A big cup or small cup? It doesn’t matter. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less. Coffee doesn’t take up half your bed. Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup. INSTANT COFFEE!

Coffee Jokes

While traveling through Antigo, Wis. our family stopped in a local restaurant for a brief respite while driving. My father ordered 2 cups of coffee for he and my mother. My mother after tasting the coffee looked at my father and they each grimaced at each other. Looking around, my father noticed a sign above the back corner which said, “Don’t knock our coffee, you may be old and weak yourself sometime.”

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People ask me if I wake up grumpy in the morning……. I reply—-No, I just bring her some coffee !!!

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A man went to his psychiatrist and said, “Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,” the psychiatrist said, “well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”

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I’m sure all coffee beans are juvenile. They’re always getting grounded!

Dosti hoti hai dilke raaz batane ke liye, hum apni hasti mitade aapko hasaneke ilye, milneki aapko fursat hi nahi, to hum sms karte hai tumhe apni yaad dilane ke liye…

Yun nikla na karo saj dhaj kar, yun nikla na karo saj dhaj kar, wo khain ROZA na tod de tumhe id ka chand samajh kar…

Friendship is like “universe”, deep like “ocean”, high like “sky”, strong like “iron”, cute like “YOU” and sweet like “ME”. So don’t forget me…

Yaad teri na aaye aisa hone nahi dunga, dost tere jaisa khone nahi dunga, ek do message karte rehna warna kaan ke niche 2 khichke dunga…

Tum kya jano gam kya hota hai, tum kya jano gum kise kehta hai, tum kya jano gam kis chiz ka naam hota hai, tumne to hamesha FEVICOL use kiya hai…

Chand lamheki zindagi hai nafratse jiya nahi karte, dushman ki kya shikayat kare, ab to dost bhi wafa nahi karte…

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