Coffee Table Jokes
Coffee Jokes
While traveling through Antigo, Wis. our family stopped in a local restaurant for a brief respite while driving. My father ordered 2 cups of coffee for he and my mother. My mother after tasting the coffee looked at my father and they each grimaced at each other. Looking around, my father noticed a sign above the back corner which said, “Don’t knock our coffee, you may be old and weak yourself sometime.”
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People ask me if I wake up grumpy in the morning……. I reply—-No, I just bring her some coffee !!!
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A man went to his psychiatrist and said, “Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,” the psychiatrist said, “well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”
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I’m sure all coffee beans are juvenile. They’re always getting grounded!
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