Fun at Coffee Table

You are cute, charming, cool, smart, classy, witty, attractive, endearing, loveable. That was sent to “ME”. Just wanted you to read it… Sometimes in life we tend to run so fast that we dotn notice FRIENDS are running with us. We only notice them we fall and THEY stop to pick us!! SMSka sangrah karke kya karega bachha balance ki maya chhod, SMS bhej. Mitrose sampark banaye rakhneme swarg ki prapti ka such hai vats. SMS Bhej…

Jonny jonny
ji papa
Khai chini
na na na
bola jhooth
na papa
Muh kholo (more…)

Ur Ultimate
Ur Logicall
Ur Lovely
Ur Unpredictable (more…)

Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola – “beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.”

Father and Son were in conversation on the beach :
Son:Praaji , Ise ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai ?
Father: Tumhe nahe pata ?
Son: Nahe pata.
Father: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

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