Fun at Coffee Table

Little Johnny once asked his teacher “Do hearts have legs?.”

The teacher answered “Why do you ask that?”

Johnny replied “Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs.”

Dog for Xmas

Little Johnny had a cursing problem and his father was getting tired of it.

He decided to ask his shrink what to do.

The shrink said that since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cursed he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift. (more…)

Syllable lesson

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable.

“Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?”

“After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday.”

“Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon……day”

“Does anyone know another word.” (more…)

New watch

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.

“Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Little Johnny.

“Nope.” replied Jimmy.

“Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”.

Again Jimmy says “Nope.”

“You didn’t steal it, did you?” asks Little Johnny. (more…)

Definitely

A nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?”

First a little girl says, “The sky is definitely blue.”

The teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black.”

A second little boy says, “Trees are definitely green.”

“Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.” (more…)

Jonny jonny
ji papa
Khai chini
na na na
bola jhooth
na papa
Muh kholo (more…)