Fun at Coffee Table

Once a boy went to a shop with his mother.

He gives us more beyond our expectations….
more than what we can hold!!

A tourist once visited a temple under construction where he saw a sculptor making an idol of God. Suddenly, he noticed a similar idol lying nearby. Surprised, he asked the sculptor,” Do you need two statues of the same idol?” “NO”,said the sculptor without looking up,”We need only one but first one got damaged at the last stage.” The gentleman examined the idol and found no apparent damage. “Where’s the damage?” he asked.
“There is a scratch on the nose of the idol.” said the sculptor busy with his work. The visitor asked,”Where are you going to install the idol?”
The sculptor replied that it it would be installed on a 20 feet high pillar. “Then who is going to know that there is a scratch on the nose?”
The sculptor stopped his work, looked up at the gentle man and said,”I will know it.”

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect  courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, ofcourse,  perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect  car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in  distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his  toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.  Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and  Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor?
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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this illustrates another  point: Women never listen.

Dosti hoti hai dilke raaz batane ke liye, hum apni hasti mitade aapko hasaneke ilye, milneki aapko fursat hi nahi, to hum sms karte hai tumhe apni yaad dilane ke liye…

Yun nikla na karo saj dhaj kar, yun nikla na karo saj dhaj kar, wo khain ROZA na tod de tumhe id ka chand samajh kar…

Friendship is like “universe”, deep like “ocean”, high like “sky”, strong like “iron”, cute like “YOU” and sweet like “ME”. So don’t forget me…

Yaad teri na aaye aisa hone nahi dunga, dost tere jaisa khone nahi dunga, ek do message karte rehna warna kaan ke niche 2 khichke dunga…

Tum kya jano gam kya hota hai, tum kya jano gum kise kehta hai, tum kya jano gam kis chiz ka naam hota hai, tumne to hamesha FEVICOL use kiya hai…

Chand lamheki zindagi hai nafratse jiya nahi karte, dushman ki kya shikayat kare, ab to dost bhi wafa nahi karte…

Is raatko kitna naaz hai khudpe uske paas uska chand to hai, hamara chand humse dur hai, humto ye sochkar us chandko dekhte hai hamara chand is chandko dekhta to hoga… (more…)

You are cute, charming, cool, smart, classy, witty, attractive, endearing, loveable. That was sent to “ME”. Just wanted you to read it… Sometimes in life we tend to run so fast that we dotn notice FRIENDS are running with us. We only notice them we fall and THEY stop to pick us!! SMSka sangrah karke kya karega bachha balance ki maya chhod, SMS bhej. Mitrose sampark banaye rakhneme swarg ki prapti ka such hai vats. SMS Bhej…