Fun at Coffee Table

Dog for Xmas

Little Johnny had a cursing problem and his father was getting tired of it.

He decided to ask his shrink what to do.

The shrink said that since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cursed he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift. (more…)

Syllable lesson

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable.

“Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?”

“After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday.”

“Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon……day”

“Does anyone know another word.” (more…)

New watch

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.

“Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Little Johnny.

“Nope.” replied Jimmy.

“Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”.

Again Jimmy says “Nope.”

“You didn’t steal it, did you?” asks Little Johnny. (more…)

Definitely

A nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?”

First a little girl says, “The sky is definitely blue.”

The teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black.”

A second little boy says, “Trees are definitely green.”

“Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.” (more…)

Jonny jonny
ji papa
Khai chini
na na na
bola jhooth
na papa
Muh kholo (more…)

Toothbrush sales

The kids filed back into class Monday morning.

They were very excited. Their weekend
assignment was to sell something,
then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Mary led off, “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “my sales approach
was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”

“Very good,” said the teacher.

Little Sally was next, “I sold magazines,” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current events.”

“Very good, Sally,” said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of
the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467,” he said.

“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”

“Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny.

“Toothbrushes?” echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?”

“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny, “I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample.

They all said the same thing.
“Hey, this tastes like s**t!” Then I would say, ” It is, wanna buy a toothbrush?”