Fun at Coffee Table

Ur Ultimate
Ur Logicall
Ur Lovely
Ur Unpredictable (more…)

Stick it out

A teacher notices that a little Jonny at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.

She goes back to find out what’s up. He’s quite embarrassed and whispers that he has just recently been circumcised and he’s quite itchy.

The teacher tells him to go down to the principal’s office, to phone his mum and ask her what he should do about it.

He does this and returns to the class, sits down in his seat and suddenly, there’s a general commotion at the back of the room. (more…)

dekho magar pyaar se kiyoki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi aur saas bahu ki hoti hai tutu main main yahi to kasoti zindgi ke hai lakin kahi kisi roz son pari aaye aur kahani ghar ghar ke baccho ko usne sunaye. Baccho to suji sharat, bole karenge hum just mohhabat. Humari jassi jaisa koi nahi…waise kusum aur kumkum ka kya muqabla. Bas phir sab ka circus jaane ka mood banna (more…)

wo bola….

karni hai aakhe char
kiya hai aap ka vichar
main hun bara dildar
aap ko pane ka
junoon hai sir pe sawar
masoom hai dil mera
karna na thum inkar

wo boli…..

O! Mr dildar
nake hai aap ke vichar
masoom dilwale
sirphre sarkar
aab to ho gaye mere kurmaie
kiya tha maine bahut INTEZZAR..!

Little Jonny & Susie

Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love.

One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie’s father to ask him for her hand.

Johnny bravely walked up to him and said “Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, “Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied “In Susie’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.” (more…)

a for apple
b for bada apple
c for chota apple
d for do apple
e for ek apple
f for free me apple
g for ghar me apple
h for haath me apple
i for irani apple
j for japaani aple
k for kidhar hai baaki ke apple
l for lumba apple
m for mota apple
n for nahi hai apple
o for orange not apple
p for purana apple
q for q khau apple
r for rat ne khaya apple
s for shaadi ke apple
t for throw that apple
u for udhaari ka apple
v for viraane me apple
w water me apple
x for xtra apple
y for yaha hai apple
z for zara sa aplle

SPECIAL NOTE :- KHUTAM HO GAYE APLLE AB GHAR JAAYO
KAL DOOSRA SABAK PADHEGE

AND JHALLO THIS IS CALLED MALHAAR SONG

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