Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.
Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.
I want to make a mint that freshens your breath, but also sends you into a rock-bottom depression.
I’d call it “Lamentos.”
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The good old days… (more…)
Jay Sean
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jay Sean born Kamaljit Singh Jhooti on March 26, 1981; is a British Asian R&B singer, best known for his hits “Stolen”, “Eyes On You” and “Ride It”. He has released two albums, Me Against Myself (2004) and My Own Way (2008) along with five top 20 hits in the UK singles chart.
What if Accountants start producing movies?
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The titles of the movie would be :
1. Munnabhai B.Com
2. Hamara Ledger Aapke Paas Hai
3. Kaho na Depreciation Hai (more…)
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